Denver lyrical
A few days ago I was discussing the odd lyrics to an old 80s Radio One jingle. While I was poking around on t’Internet (in fact to listen to the JAM Song again), I found reference to the package from which presumably that Radio One jingle originated, which was produced for KIMN Denver. You can hear it here, the lyrics are:
“Show me a show you can hear at D.U.,
Washington Park and even the zoo;
Show me a show that’s the best show of all,
And I’ll show you the best show in Denver.
The best show in Denver, KIMN!”
As a sidenote, it is always odd to hear old familiar radio jingles with different lyrics for different stations: the nature of the jingle business is (was) that a package gets written for a client (or maybe no client in particular), and then is available to be re-sung for other stations that might want it.
Glasgow lyrical
Who remembers this:
“Send a request we can play on the air,
From Cardiff, Belfast or Glasgow Square;
Ask for a song that’s the best in the world,
And we’ll play it just for you.
The best sound in Britain, Radio One!”
Although who knows what “Glasgow Square” is supposed to be; there is no place of that name. I suppose they could mean George Square which is in the city centre, but I suspect it was just a case of finding a rhyme.
Of course the other famous mention of Glasgow in a song is from Abba, in Super Trouper:
“I was sick and tired of everything,
When I called you last night from Glasgow;
All I do is eat and sleep and sing,
Wishing every show was the last show.”
Writing in The Telegraph, Neil McCormick appears not to be enamoured with this lyric:
“Has any song used a reference to “Glasgow” less convincingly than Super Trouper, where it is shoe-horned in just to rhyme with “last show”?”

